I would’ve gotten you flowers and candy and a bottle of champagne ... but
Bright, funny sentiment and a bright, funny illustration.
"I know you are allergic, trying to lose weight and
have a drinking problem."
Designed and printed in the USA. Fine art paper.
Matching envelope included.
Size: 5" x 7"
Limited quantity available — order today!
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